Detective's Kick

An investigative probe into the world around you made by aggressively putting the boot to someone or something.

"Is he dead?"
*Detective's Kick*

"Owww!"
"nope"

Cactus Drunk

Especially drunk on Mezcal

bro, don't let him do the math, boy's cactus drunk.

the faceless woman

A placeholder name for Alexa or Siri to avoid activating them

“My kid won’t stop screaming at our Alexa, it’s driving me crazy.”
“Playing Driving Me Crazy from Spotify”
“You’ve woke The Faceless Woman”

Neck Dart

Strong marijuana, specifically a concentrated extract in a vape pen.

"I took a hit of Paige's neck dart and now I can't stand up"

"You got a fuckin dart in your neck!"