canoe beer

Any weak watery beer.

Why is canoe beer like making love in a canoe? It's f++king close to water.

snicket

A narrow shortcut passage between two buildings or properties.

He took the snicket to get to the beach.

super nana

French slang, a real hottie.

Joan Collins was a super nana in the 1960s!

muckefuck

German slang for weak or bad coffee

Mrs. Olson: "What's wrong Katie?"
"It's my coffee! Ken says it tastes like muckefuck!"

Mrs. Olson: "That's because you're using Ersatz Coffee, ya!