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Money Goggles

Money Goggles are what's make the hottest of chicks sleep with the douchiest, ugly, assholes, that have ever walked the earth. Money goggles are often times worn by female with no self respect and would sleep with or date a guy just based off that fact that he has money and may be giving it to her based off the fact that they're together.

Another side affect of money goggles is popularity/fame goggles, that make the ugliest men look good(see Gucci Mane, Pete Wentz, or Lil Wayne). Money or fame goggles blur a woman's sense of reality, when she only she's fame and fortune, it doesn't matter is the guy is ugly, or a douche, or both

Guy: Is that Ciara with Bryan?
Girl: Yeah he's an ugly douche, she's just dating him because he has money and he's popular.
Guy: Wow, Money Goggles would make a chick do anything.
Girl: Tell me about it

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI April 16, 2010


Troll

The punks of the internet who like to break rules of forums and other websites or who like to complain and protest about the websites in which they are members of or hate.

A troll whole goal is to get a rise out of people on the internet by making either remarks and statements so stupid that the people on the other side of the screen either think the troll is crazy or they're smart enough to know they're dealing with a troll.

Another type of troll is the concern troll the kind of troll that post on forums, comments, or youtube comments trying to convey a sense of concern for problems that aren't there and to piss people off in the process. Another aspect of the concern troll group is the censor troll, who reports people, not because the person is doing anything wrong, they (again) just want to piss people off.

4chan is the biggest troll hang out spot on the Internet.

Some troll tried to piss me off yesterday by acting like a devout Christian.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI February 8, 2011

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Hater

A hater is a person who hates on a person for no conceivable reason, just hates, no opinions needed.

A hater is not...

1. A person with justifiable reason to hate someone.
2. A Person who expresses true opinion, or justifiable dislike for something(a music artist, band, singer, etc)

Hater is a word often over used by the youth of today as a defense mechanism when you down their favorite rapper, singer or band. The word "hater" is often mislabeled as people with honest or differing opinions from what's popular today. Most people of generation y can't take opinion or know how to form opinions, just to dick ride what ever they hear on the radio now days.

Example of a hater
Guy 1 - "Man fuck Drake, he sucks, he's lame"
Guy 2 - "Why?"
Guy 1 - "Because he just does"

Example of a person with a opinion
Guy 1 - "I don't like Drake's music, he's average at best, and he's honestly not my type of music"
Guy 2 - "Hater !"
Guy 1 - "Why? Because I have an opinion differing from yours"

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI February 23, 2010

16πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Jesus Buddy

Jesus Buddy is a person who is so buddied up with Jesus that it becomes annoying. Like Jesus is their personal bro, every other word from their mouth is Jesus. Their Facebook wall, quotes, religion section always has something religious in it.

Jonathan is an immense Jesus Buddy, all he talks about is Jesus

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI January 17, 2011


Swamp Shoes

The act of wearing shoes numerous times with no socks out in the summer, they get smelly and basically start smelling like a swamp.

Mark has Swamp Shoes because he likes to jog with no socks on in his shoes.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 13, 2010


Zune

Microsoft's foray into the PMP(personal media player) market, and a rival to Apple's iPod. The Zune was released in 2006, had a bigger screen than the iPod's of the time, was capable of playing FM radio, and played more music formats than the iPod.

Though at the time it was more advance than the best iPod at the time when it was released, the Zune failed to catch on due to bulky design, software(that was bad at first) and also the it wasn't that much better than the iPod. Apple also announced and released the iPhone and iPod Touch withing a year of Zune's time on the market, which also could have had an effect on Zune's sales and popularity.

In 2009 Microsoft released the Zune HD, which at the time had a clearer screen than the iPod Touch, and a way more sleek design, but lacked browser and app capabilities like the iPod Touch. The Zune HD has also had a bad time on the market.

The Zune is great brand of MP3 players, but has failed to catch on and defeat the iPod.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI June 27, 2011

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Invader Zim

A a short lived boring show heralded by hot topic goths everywhere as Nickelodeons "last hope" or the last great Nick show. Invader Zim is more of an icon for it's ironic fanaticism by hot topic goths buying up the merchandise more than they ever watched the show. Invader Zim wasn't cutting edge or had any real unique factors despite what it's fanbase says.

They blame Sponge Bob for it's demise, not realizing that Sponge Bob was a success even 2 years before Invader Zim aired, and the fact that many other Nicktoons survived the reign of Sponge Bob such as Chalk Zone, Jenny Teenage Robot, Fairly Odd Parents(which is actually the reason Invader Zim failed) and Jimmy Neutron, all shows that had good long runs.

Sponge Bob was actually Nick's last savior since they could probably run Sponge Bob all day and still bring in higher ratings than their whole current lineup.

Invader Zim is more popular for it's ironic consumerism by "non-conformist" goth kids, rather than the viwership its self.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI January 25, 2011

32πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž