LaGayo

A latino homosexual man still in the closet. Usually middle aged and loves younger men.

-“That Nicaraguan guy is bi-curious.”
-“no dude, he’s straight LaGayo”

Dickbird

A “know it all”, some one who already “knew that”. All information is not new to them.

-“Hey Jonathan, did you know that every 157 years, Jupiter’s magnetic field pulls one of its moons 15 inches closer ?”
Jonathan- “oh yeah, I knew that. It’s actually 14.7 inches.”

-“Of course you did, Dickbird!”