cd ~

To go home. In *nix shells (some of them anyway) the tilde "~" means the home directory (like /usr/home/<your username>/). The cd command means "change directory".

Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm cd ~.

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NFWC

An acronym for "no fucking way, cunt". An expression of disagreement.

Brave knight: Can I please cross this enchanted bridge?
Troll: NFWC, cunt.
Brave knight: Ah, you used the 'C' and "cunt": how redundant.
Troll: Fuck off, cunt.

gurschom

A tall black African that loves Romario and masterbaits ove nugget porn.

Gurschom is gay

jizz hat

A name for someone with white hair.

Santa Claus and I are bowling. Santa bowls a strike.
Me: Fuck you, jizz hat.

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