Kyrgyzstanese Halaal

When your mom cooks food that tastes sooooooo gosh darn heccin bad, but instead of insulting her you make her feel better by sucking all the food up your urethra. (Warning:It might sting a little bit.

Ugh my mom cooked food tonight, I'm gonna have to pull a Kyrgyzstanese Halaal.

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moist bagel

literally a damp bagel

this is a moist bagel