Gaëtan

Not to be confused with gaetan or Gaetan, Gaëtan is a French-canadian nice hall monitor working for some overpriced private school that loves to tell jokes.

His jokes never fail to make people laugh because they are either :

- genuinely funny, which makes you grin, chuckle or maybe even laugh

- not so funny, but you end up laughing because it isn’t funny so you find it funny
or - not funny at all to the point you don’t understand how it can be considered a joke, but you laugh out of pity because he thought it was super funny

“So all you need to know is that she’s the mean one, he’s the smart one, and that guy over there, oh haha... he’s a Gaëtan. He loves to tell jokes.”

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L’er

The term “L’er” is only used by the cool kids inside the Kool Kids Klub. It means “Loser” but is considered a disgrace to humanity if improperly used, or used by someone outside of the Kool Kids Klub.

If you are not in the Kool Kids Klub, and you use this term, your buddies will probably no longer be your friends, unless you were high.

Aw maaaan. You lost last night? Wow, you’re such an L’er, man! Take the L!

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K

Short for “Ok”. Used when the person using it doesn’t know there are over 1 million words in the English Dictionary, so decides to use a letter instead, because it saves 0.0549 seconds of their lives. Can you believe it? Those people who still write the full “ok” are missing out.

John: So.... just meet me at the park at 6:00.
Billy: K
John: What?
Billy: *sigh* it’s short for “Ok”. Are you happy now? Wasting those precious seconds of my life.
John: What are you taking about?
John: Billy, you there?
*your conversation has been terminated*