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The Colonel was one of the leaders of a revolutonary guerrila movement against livestock. Sanders was much like his communist counter part Che Guevera. Sanders, originally from Kentucky, rose to fame when he and his squad composed of Kentucky's finest fried chicken cooks launched a daring raid on old Wally Smith's farm. Smith, out numbered and out gunned, surrendered the chicken to Sanders and his rag-tag crew of chicken cooks. Upon hearing this General McDonald, who was the originator of the guerrila movement, promoted capitan Sanders to a full colonel in the guerilla army. General McDonald went on to establish the pouplar fast food joint McDonalds. Colonel Sanders went on the fine dining establishment we know today as Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC.
Rupert: Even here in England that Colonel Sanders cooks some fine chicken.
Reginald:Indeed he does.
Rupert:God Save the Queen!
Reginald:And the Colonel too!
Rupert:...
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The "crip cannon" is a Ruger KMK-512 .22(since 22 cal rounds are extremly cheap).
It is the official side arm of the crips (community restoration in progress) in Hanover England.
These are usually supplied to the by the IRA (Irish Republican Army) since most fire arms are illegal in the UK.
Rupert:Yo Reginald I need to get a crip cannon.
Reginald:Ok I'll talk to the IRA lads and see if I can work something out.
Reginald:Ok thanks
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The Hanover crips are the local division of the famous crips(community restoration in progress) group.
They are based in Hanover,England.
They are famous for using the the Ruger kmk 512 or more commonly known as the crip cannon as their side arm of choice.
It is also belived that the have ties with the IRA.
Reginald:Im glad we have the Hanover crips here in Hanover.
Henry:Indeed,Thanks to those lads I can walk the streets safely again.
Reginald: God save Hanover.
Henry: and the Queen.
Reginald:...
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An instrument composed of a bag and pipes. The player blows air into the bag and it comve out of the pipes. Notes are changed by covering the holes of a pipe that is under the bag.
The bagpipe is the traditional instrument of the Edinburgh crips in Scotland which are part of the G-crips organization. The Edinburgh crips usually have a bagpiper present at their ceremonies and one usually lead them into battle in gang fights against rival gangs in Edinburgh.
The music of a bag pipe is inspiring to Scottish people and rather repulsive to everyone else hence it is the ideal instrument to take into combat if you are Scottish because it will boost your morale and lower that of the enemy thus you will most likely be the victor of the conflict.
The Edinburgh crips owe most thier conquests over rival gangs to the bagpipes.
Reginald:Those bagpipes are quite repulsive.
Rupert:We wont be able to kick their arse if they have the lad with the pipes over there.
Reginald:God save Hanover.
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G-Crips is the slang term for gentleman crips.
This group like the crips are a gang, but unlike the crips the G-Crips consist of upper class English and Welsh aristocrats. The traditional dress of the G-crips is a blue dress shitrt under a blue sport coat with blue or black trousers and a blue or black top hat.The G-crips also usually carry a cane.
The traditional side arm of the G-crips is the Ruger kmk-512 aka the crip cannon which they get from the IRA.
Mostly as a jest the G-crips refer to each others a negroes instead of calling themselves the infamous N-word
Probally the most famous G-crip group is the Hanover Crips which are based in Hanover,England.
There are also G-crip groups in London, Essex, Greenwhich, Edinburgh and St.Andrews.
Rupert:God save the G-crips.
Reginald:and the queen.
Rupert:...
Richard:G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!!!!!
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Ever since Champagne Louis Roederer was founded in 1776, the house has been synonymous with the world's great Champagnes. Roederer's philosophy of unyielding quality is based on two factors: 1) Vineyard ownership: 75% of Roederer's grape needs are supplied by it's own estate vineyards, highly unusual in the Champagne region. 2) Extensive reserve cellars, which ensure consistency and full, complex flavors year after year.
Cristal, the champagne created by special request of Tsar Alexander II, is one of the world's most famous and highly respected wines. Brut Premier, the company's flagship multi-vintage Champagne, is a distinctive, elegant wine that epitomizes the House style of complexity, depth of flavor and long finish. Roederer is also esteemed for its Brut Vintage, Blanc de Blancs, and Brut Rosé Champagnes.
Distinctive for its ginger and nut elements, this rosé offers complex citrus and biscuit tones on a solid yet very accessible structure. Vinous in character, it has a lovely, lingering finish.
Rupert: Reginald, Would you be so kind as to pass the 96' vintage Cristal?
Reginald: Heck no you stupid bugger, this shit cost me 700 pounds.
Rupert: Your paying 700 pounds for a bottle of cris!?!. God save the queen.
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Paul Wall (born Paul Slayton on March 30, 1980) is an American rapper, DJ, and promoter from Houston, Texas. Notable as one of the few successful caucasian Southern rappers, Slayton is affiliated with Swishahouse Records, formerly Swisha Blast Records. Slayton is a graduate of Jersey Village High School and studied mass communications at the University of Houston for three years.
Paul Wall is the owner and proprietor of a jewelry store in Houston specialising in the production of iced-out grills, cosmetic dental apparati featuring silver, gold, or platinum caps with diamond inlays (usually princess-cut diamonds). He is also a car enthusiast and is known for his brightly colored lowrider convertibles. He calls himself the "undisputed king of the parking lot".
After he made it big in the jewelry industry he decided to become a rapper. He teamed up with fellow rap artist Michael Jones to form swisha blast records later Swisha House and become one of the few sucessful caucasian rap artists.
Edward:Paul Wall is a fine jeweler.
Rupert:Indeed he is.
Reginald:God save the queen!!!!!
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