Tomdog

Someone who purposely overloads his mate with porn so that his mate loses sleep and develops nasty calluses

Michael: "Tomdog, do you have any porn"
Tomdog: "Yeah, take these. You'll be flogging yourself stupid for days"

averiginal

(1) Used to describe an average looking aboriginal; (2) Used to describe something that is average whilst thinking of an aborigine

Steve: "What do you think of that man's tutu?"
Gary: "What, that aborigine over there? I think it's pretty averiginal."

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