spism

another word for weed

Officer: Do you have any weed?
Drug Dealer: Officer, no one even calls it weed anymore, its called spism

Bipartisan Bowtie

When a Democrat and Republican both ejaculate on a woman’s chest.

“So my friend Ron was over last weekend and we get along even though I’m a Democrat and he’s a Republican. We took some chick home from the bar and gave her a Bipartisan Bowtie if you know what I mean”