ya better hide yo kids

If ANYONE ever says this to you, the are a MENACE you better grab your family and leave this earth. you cant escape you can only prolong the amount of time left before your family's bootyholes are torn including yours

you: hahahahaha
them: ya better hide yo kids
you: :0

Thats crazy

The term "Thats crazy" is the most polite way of saying "I dont give a fuck" to someone. Make sure to say it with a stone face so that they get the hint

Guy: yo i got a new phone man it was like 1000 bucks bro, i can play all the shit now. This thing doesnt lag....

You: "Thats crazy."