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Dirty Dan and the boohoos couldnât even put out a dumpster fire
When a girl has an iud ring in her cooch so she tells you ya canât go too deep..
Girl: I have an iud ring so donât try and get all up in my guts.
Me: donât worry babe Iâll only give ya half the meat
When you're eating a girls butthole and she's on her period. Some of the blood leaks down on your tongue making it taste like a rusty penny.
Man I was trying to toss This bitch's salad last night and her period blood leaked down into my mouth. Tasted like a soulard rustbucket
When you boil water and use it to bathe your genitals to prevent stds
After banging that skank trench from pi beta alpha last night I had to take a polish bath.. still ended up with gonnarhea
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When you strike out with the ladies but still crave something warm and moist on your genitals. You heat up a bowl of soup (preferably a thicker gumbo) and proceed to dip your junk in it, in a teabagging fashion
Well since I couldnât merge with any strange last night i went home and went souping instead, felt great and didnât have to kick a skank out of my house the next day