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Dirty Dan and the boohoos couldnât even put out a dumpster fire
When you're eating a girls butthole and she's on her period. Some of the blood leaks down on your tongue making it taste like a rusty penny.
Man I was trying to toss This bitch's salad last night and her period blood leaked down into my mouth. Tasted like a soulard rustbucket
When a girl has an iud ring in her cooch so she tells you ya canât go too deep..
Girl: I have an iud ring so donât try and get all up in my guts.
Me: donât worry babe Iâll only give ya half the meat
When you boil water and use it to bathe your genitals to prevent stds
After banging that skank trench from pi beta alpha last night I had to take a polish bath.. still ended up with gonnarhea
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When you strike out with the ladies but still crave something warm and moist on your genitals. You heat up a bowl of soup (preferably a thicker gumbo) and proceed to dip your junk in it, in a teabagging fashion
Well since I couldnât merge with any strange last night i went home and went souping instead, felt great and didnât have to kick a skank out of my house the next day