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Jacob

Jacob is a very extroverted and loud person. he loves slasher movies and has a good sense of humor. he's probably the straightest person you'll ever meet btw. he's a player and claims he's talking to other girls when he's full-on dating them. he's overly confident and is not afraid of the consequences of his actions and words. he likes writing stories as well. he's very immature, but when he knows he can get in trouble he acts sophisticated ad intelligent, but behind closed doors, he can be weird and annoying. he's into classic rock and likes drawing in his free time. he tries to say he's got a large dick, but who knows. considering the number of girls he has, they sure like him for something other than his personality. he's fairly handsome and buff. he's always rocking jeans and Nike's with a crazy designed shirt. you surely won't get bored with him around, there's always something he has to say

girl: omg look it's my boyfriend, Jacob!

other girls: Uhm... that's my boyfriend actually...

other other girl: he took me to his room first!!

by Ron Swanson 69 June 8, 2020

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Jacob

Jacob (a.k.a BIG DADDY) is a kind person who can be quite shy at first, he will act very mature and respectful and if you've known him for a while you won't even recognize him. After getting to know him he opens up and you see him as more of a goofball ( and quite the player). He enjoys scary things and powers through them as if they were a comedy routine. He loves reptiles and arachnids especially snakes. He will never go up to a girl and ask for them to call him big daddy because they're already thinking about it. He prefers women of other races due to those of his own being difficult. He is quite romantic and can bed a girl every day of the week. He always has more than one girlfriend usually more than 10 but he loves his alone time. If you haven't already slept with him you'll warm up to it in no time.

He has a massive Dick

Girl: Oh look it's Big Daddy you simpletons call him Jacob

Girl: God I've prayed every day this year that he'd bundle me up and throw me on his bed, I'm so glad you answered my prayers yesterday.

by Ron Swanson 69 June 8, 2020

5👍 4👎