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(n.)the act of, when receiving oral sex from a female (or in desperate times, a male), smacking the testicles against the chin of the individual performing oral sex.
Man, if Zach hadn't referenced the fourth-grade term "stiffy" at lunch today, I probably wouldn't have even remembered to give that bitch Karen M. a stiffleball tonight. The tingling feeling provided by her hairy chin rubbing against my balls was quite a sublime experience.
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When a bro hasn't gotten new pussy in a long time so he stoops to an old slam piece. That chick is a rut slut.
Charley couldn't get that new strange so he hit up his old rut slut Becky so he could bust a nut.
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There's not much to say about this place other than the undescribable perpetual smell of old cat food and feet and the constant reminder that the floor in the Commons is littered with hepatitis and chlamydia. This school just sucks.
NBTHS, isn't that the place that smells all the time? Yes, yes it is.
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You fuck a tall chick standing up, just before you shoot your load you stomp on her foot so she is standing on one leg. You then bust it right in her face when she bends down.
Tina got that cast on her foot when we were getting it on against the wall because I gave her an angry flamingo.
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Could possibly be one of the most uneventfully boring towns on the face of the Earth. With 6 Subways and 19 Dunkin Donuts in an 8 mile radius it enables most people to gain mass amounts of weight on donuts and then proceed to lose it quickly eating Subway subs. Masterful idea. The most exciting thing to do in this town is drive around to the Manor or Georgetown and hope to see a gang fight or something.
North Brunswick is to New Jersey what Canada is to North America. Nobody knows its there, nobody cares about it.
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