Tanzy

Unfathomable physical, psychological, and spiritual trauma from eating misshapen food at a restaurant, which inevitably causes explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting. The syndrome is difficult for medical and mental health professionals to diagnose, as they feature elements of psychosis, poly-substance use, and demonic possession.

"I've WebMDed my symptoms and it appears that I have butt cancer... or Tanzy."
"The plane had to have an emergency landing due to three of it's passengers presenting with Tanzy Fever."

"I'd rather have a finger in my buzzball and two broken gonads than endure Tanzy"

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