Rene Mäksmäkeläinen

Finnish sport legend. Good drinking buddy. Vote-puller.

Person1: Look! Is that Rene Mäksmäkeläinen?
Person2: Yes, it is. Let's ask autograph.

Patrik the Birdie

Has dire delucions of grandeur, thinking himself as the supremem emperor and dictator of the Cosmos. Also has an inexplicable adoration towards the FALLEN Soviet Union as well as the leader of its greatest enemy Führer Adolf HItler.

Impossible to use in a sentence as there is only one madman in this world like him

"He's crazy!"
"He's more than crazy! He
s like Patrik the Birdie"