*you’re

The proper version of the “you” category. Not to be confused with “your” which most people get wrong. Correcting someone’s grammar in a comment section is proven to end the argument in your favor.

Ross: your the worst hunter ever Chad. A retarded monkey with arthritis could aim better than you.
Chad: *You’re
Ross: (stops living)

Byzantophile

People who are sexually aroused to the borders of the Eastern Roman Empire

Dalton: hey look at this map of the Byzantine Empire
Me, a Byzantophile: I have to go to the bathroom

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