Mask-erbation

When a person wears a face mask when they are alone in their car or home to prevent self infection of COVID-19.

Stephan: What's up with all these boomers wearing face masks when they are driving around by themselves?
Angelique: Apparently mask-erbation is legal in public!

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Glizzy Grinders

A new age reference to teeth. I gotta brush my teeth man, I have a dentist appointment to make sure my Glitzy Grinders are in shape.

I'd be a hot dog for that vampire's Glizzy Grinders

Foamerboat

v. When somebody "motorboats" fake foam breasts. This typically occurs with a deceptively attractive cross dressing man.

Jim: I just motorboated that chick!

John: No sir. That was actually a cross dressing dude. You just foamerboated him.

Jim: Well, at least he/she had a nice rack.