Goader Boner

The erection (be it penile or clitoral) one gets from antagonizing others online or in person.

You don't know a damn thing about that! Are you just saying that to get a Goader Boner?

Dresspass

verb - To place one's hands on a nicely attired woman, whether welcome or unwelcome.

Move your hand right now, or I will have you arrested for unauthorized dresspassing.

If s/he ends up back at my place, I will cover up the 'No' on my 'No Dresspassing' sign.

Garbgle

(Hybrid of gargle and garble.)
verb: To speak with one's mouth full.

Dude. Don't garbgle. I can't understand you. And it's disgusting.

Fauxmage

1 - To pretend to honor or care about something that means nothing to you.
2 - An empty, symbolic gesture.

She has a WWJD and an NRA sticker on her car. One of them is fauxmage.