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Everyone expects the Expectable Spanish Inquisition
Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Expectable Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects The Expectable Spanish Inquisition"
Person One: "Fuck off"
An almighty being so full with power and will ready to change and empower anything some believe he created the universe himself and God stole his thunder, but you know what Lord Hurth did not strike the weakling down and instead let God have his idea since Lord Hurth is so humble. Mr. Hurth is so amazing when people are near their days get a thousand times better when they are in the presence of Lord Hurth. But don't think just because he is great and humble if you do anything horrific in front of Lord Hurth he will happily blink you out of existence and go on with his day further showing his ultimate power and will to make things right. He currently resides at a school and teaching children, with a heavy french accent, that they need to be good in life and save entire busses full of small children. He also invested millions into various charities.
Person One: " Did you hear that Mr. Hurth saved an entire school bus of small children?"
Person Two: "He's a national hero"
No expects the Spanish Inquisition
Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
A scumbag
Lord Hurth is the real deal
Person One: "Have you heard about God?"
Person Two: "Yeah he is a dick"
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