meinschaft

1. German word meaning 'community'.
2. The penis (as in 'my shaft'), especially a German one. Can have communal usage if one so desires.

"I stuck meinschaft into her beef-curtains"

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lag

urinating (used in the city of Dunton, Beds., England)

"I say old boy let's find a WC - I need a lag"

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Baghdadford

Bedford. see Middle East.

"I went to Baghdadford & all I got was this lousy ice cream (which I dropped in the Ousephrates after being attacked by a pigeon)" 2004 advert for Bedford Tourism Council

eastside

1. The cultural melting pot of the east of England.

2. The cultural melting pot of the east of Bedfordshire.

3. The cultural melting pot of the east of Biggleswade.

4. Urban culture of the East Coast of the USA, As opposed to the westside.

"alrite buh, tha eastside be da best ennit mun!" - Greenfinger

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Sif

(or 'Saf')An individual of South African nationality. Origin: due to the accent of such a person, pronouncing South Africa as "Sif Ifrika".

"I'm off on holiday to visit the Sifs"

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creamy muck muck

1. the act of covering other people with 'gunge' on the BBC's Dick and Dom In Da Bungalow.

2. semen

3. the act of covering other people with semen.

Dom: "It's really satisyfying extending my wand and spraying creamy muck muck all over the kiddies!"

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your highness

1. A royal greeting.
2. A greeting of someone who is high.

person: "I want more of your ganja"
dealer: "yes, your highness"

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