oggy

pornography (as referred to in the city of Dunton, Beds., England.)

"I found some hardcore oggy in a ditch"

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Oxo cube

cannabis resin; due to the similarities in appearance with stock cubes.

person 1: "What's that in your pocket?"
person 2: "nuthin - just an oxo cube"

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Greenfinger

1. a person who is a gardening enthusiast.

2. a key cultural figure of the eastside of Biggleswade, Beds., England (AKA Frog, Greenphinga, Blacktooth, Skidmark).

"word up, Greenfinger is da man!"

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masturbativity

Frequency of masturbation - the amount of 'ones off the wrist' in a set period of time.

Doctor: "I'm certain that your abnormal masturbativity is to blame for the rawness of your penis".

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lord of the rings

1. a series of books written by JRR Tolkien.

2. a homosexual.

Origin: from lord, as in gaylord & ring, as in anus. Such a person belongs to the 'Fellowship of the Ring'.

"that bloke over there is very close to his male friend. He is blatantly a lord of the rings!"

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Dick and Dom In Da Bungalow

1. a children's television programme on the BBC.

2. safe anal sex. Origin: contraception by means of using a dom. Thus creating a barrier between dick and bunghole (similar to 'bungalow') for sexual gratification and to prevent STDs.

husband: "oi, rib! fancy a shag?"

wife: "not at the moment love - It's that time of the month again."

husband: "no problem. Turn off the tele. It's time for dick & dom in da bungalow!"

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b'dush

the sound of faeces hitting water. see dush.

"when I shat in the ditch it made a sound like "b'dush"".

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