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Frequency of masturbation - the amount of 'ones off the wrist' in a set period of time.
Doctor: "I'm certain that your abnormal masturbativity is to blame for the rawness of your penis".
1. a series of books written by JRR Tolkien.
2. a homosexual.
Origin: from lord, as in gaylord & ring, as in anus. Such a person belongs to the 'Fellowship of the Ring'.
"that bloke over there is very close to his male friend. He is blatantly a lord of the rings!"
1. a children's television programme on the BBC.
2. safe anal sex. Origin: contraception by means of using a dom. Thus creating a barrier between dick and bunghole (similar to 'bungalow') for sexual gratification and to prevent STDs.
husband: "oi, rib! fancy a shag?"
wife: "not at the moment love - It's that time of the month again."
husband: "no problem. Turn off the tele. It's time for dick & dom in da bungalow!"
cannabis resin; due to the similarities in appearance with stock cubes.
person 1: "What's that in your pocket?"
person 2: "nuthin - just an oxo cube"
the sound of faeces hitting water. see dush.
"when I shat in the ditch it made a sound like "b'dush"".
1. the act of covering other people with 'gunge' on the BBC's Dick and Dom In Da Bungalow.
2. semen
3. the act of covering other people with semen.
Dom: "It's really satisyfying extending my wand and spraying creamy muck muck all over the kiddies!"
pornography (as referred to in the city of Dunton, Beds., England.)
"I found some hardcore oggy in a ditch"