smoked fish

an unknown substance, or actually the aquatic animal, smoked in a rolled cigarette. Origin: the city of Dunton, Beds., England.

person 1: "what is that guy smoking?"

person 2: "It be that smoked fish shit"

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landmine

dog dirt, or any faeces that someone has the misfortune to step on.

"I'll be picking bits of muesli shrapnel from my shoes for days - I've just stepped on a landmine"

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bushcraft

1. survivalism. The ability to adapt and improvise in the wilderness.

2. The ability to adapt and improvise, using cunning, charm and wit to get into a woman's knickers.

"the way you flirted with that girl was pure bushcraft"

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Middle East

'urban' areas of Bedfordshire (e.g. Luton & Bedford). So called because of its position bordering The Midlands & East Anglia. The name also derives from the area's large population of people originating from Asia.

"No wonder they call this place 'The Middle East', it was like Baghdad when the BNP were campaigning!"

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Stuart's chemistry set

smoking apparatus; a bong.

From Beavis & Butthead.

person 1: "What is that odd contraption?"

person 2: "Oh - that's Stuart's chemistry set"

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