Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.

hudgedown

A touchdown scored in a football game. AKA Tug, Tuddy, Tuddy Roosevelt, Tug the Pug, Tug and Run

Mahomes hit Watkins up top for the HUDGEDOWN!

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