flick off

miffy's incorrect version of "flip off" which is to stick someone's middle finger at someone to tell them "fuck you".

miffy flicked off dang and he just laughed at her because she looked dumb.

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sneaky uncle

to touch or grab someone's private areas in a discreet manner by concealing the action with a more mundane motion. e.g.: reaching across your aunt at the dinner table to get the salt while you nonchalantly grab her crotch.

i gave megan a sneaky uncle in the car while pretending to look for the road map.

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Typothermia

Typothermia is the condition when one:

makes repeated typographical errors on keyboard (especially on a small keyboard, such as a mobile phone, BlackBerry, iPhone & c

or

cannot use a touch-sensitive screen

or both

because of cold climatic conditions when one's fingers become too numb.

It's so cold that I keep misspelling words as I tweet. Yes, I'm suffering from 'typothermia.'

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narcotourism

Narcotourism (noun) a compound of narco(tic) and tourism.

Narcotourism is the practice of travelling abroad from one's home or resident country with the express intention of procuring and using substances perhaps banned or prohibitively expense where one lives.

Not unlike reverse osmosis, i.e. one travels from a place of a low concenration of drugs to a place of a high concentration.

It is unlikely that the World Tourism Organization will ever endorse narcotourism.

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Homolizer

(1) The King Of All Homos (2) Most commonly used word by Henry

-Henry- "ahh Homolizer get woooooooooooooorrrrrk!"

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Barrand

an employed retard

Sack Barrand

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essex gympasauras

Tym, a lowly being from deepest darkest essex

Timothy is such an essex gympasauras

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