wristing

The rather aberrant form of male masturbation that includes holding the penis up to the lower abdomin and stroking it via the bottom of one's wrist.

no lotion is required for this proccess

"yo d00d, like i didnt have any lube last night, so i just like wristed it and it felt great!"

"d00d, do you know how soft the bottom of your wrist is? dude, try wristing, its awesome!"

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A Cumby's Run

Long has man desired a temporary escape to a place where all is well and the troubles of the world seem to fade away. I am hear to tell you such place exists. This place is known as Cumberland Farms.

A "cumby's run" is the journey one takes to reach this area of divine sactity. It could be through the woods, via the road, or through your own mind.

The proccess usually takes place when the sun has retreated. There are a set of rules to justify this:

1) A Cumby's Run must take place only after 10:00PM
2) A Cumby's Run must be done with one or more person
3) There are no more rules.

"d00d, i feel like absolute shit right now...what should i do?"
"dude, let's just go on a cumby's run and clear your head a little bit, ya know?"
"what kind of stuff do they have at cumby's?"
"that have 1337 whoopie pies and like breakfast sandwhiches and like alot of poonaney avaliable for everyone!!!"

"yo d00d, you wanna go for a cumby's run now?"
"oh, yeah yeah definitely."

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brown eyed girl

Pertaining to a person of the female gender, existing with peculiar facial features. These features include sphinxters for eyes, a penis nose, pertruding from the face, and a sideways vagina as a mouth. The top of the head in covered in pubes, as opposed to actual hair, and typically, little or no dialogue is spoken.

Wow, I wish I was a brown eyed girl. I would be able to insert my nose penis into either; one of my sphinxter eyes of my vagina mouth. That would be the life, I'd never leave the house!

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