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Something my girlfriend said when she left me.
Karen: this is the last straw!
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A kindergartener is a mythical creature with all of his innocence. They can be extremely annoying but are easy to play with and make friends with them
Wow that kindergartener is so cute!
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When you cum so hard it splits the atom of whatever your cum hits, thus making a nuclear explosion.
A nuclear orgasm destroyed my house and I was grounded for a week.
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