Hum hum hums

When she promised you yum yum yums but ends up using her hands so it’s a hum hum hums. Maybe you should’ve bought given her a massage first or started the yum yum yums. Either way those hum hum hums don’t hit the same as the yum yum yums.

Bro my girl promised me yum yum yums but when I came home late she pulled out the hum hum hums :(