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xerulence is a condition quite common in male office workers; they are in the habit of going over to the photocopier area to release any farts they have brewing, hoping that the noise and smell of the photocopier will mask the sound of the fart and noxious gases thereof. It doesn't.
Can you copy these papers please, oh hang on give it a few minutes, Ken's over there and he has chronic xerulence.
Adjective;
A woman of great beauty with whom one would very much like to have sexual intercourse.
Generally when used in a social situation it is pronounced in a French accent (as one would pronounce "Incroyable", for example).
Hey mate, look at that lady over there, she's well knobable!
Someone who breathes through their mouth at all times even when walking down the street.
Close your mouth, I don't want to be seen with an oral respirator!
Someone who is "eco tedious" constantly drones on about environmental issues, global warming, how you should recycle and so on.
Please don't lecture me about how polar bears are going to starve, it's really eco tedious.
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The feeling of regret at having that large doner kebab the night before.
Person A: I wish I hadn't had that large kebab last night, I could yak up at any moment.
Person B: Strewth, sounds like you've got a bad case of kebabists remorse mate.
To be a woman of great beauty who has great sexual attractiveness.
There's no doubt about it, she has knobability.
Another driver who makes great show of pointing out to you that you are in the wrong lane, or won't let you in when you try to change lane, by flashing their lights, blowing their horn, gesticulating, winding down their window and saying loudly to you that they think that you indulge in self-abuse etc.
I was in the wrong lane but when I tried to change some sanctimonious lane disciplinarian blocked my path