Rootbeer

Crazy awesome caucasian MC from upstate New York. Founder of Liquid Records and co-founder of the Caucasian Invasion

The new Rootbeer album is incredible. Everyone should buy it

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White trash

A class of Caucasian American that portrays and exhibits many characteristics of African Americans such as wearing do rags, speaking in the southern black vernacular such as using the words "player," "homie," "dope," "word," and "adversity," as well as committing frequent crime even at middle age.

Jason was arrested on DUI charges in the Hamptons earlier that weekend. "Look little Johnny," said Boris, "you can't get a Kidd jersey because he is white trash."

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Cello's Mom

Mother of Marcello Iaia. She is a fat whore with a crack addiction. She is to VitaCrack as Jared is to Subway.

Wow, Cello's Mom just lost another cat in her rolls of fat.

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Freeway

Another crappy rapper signed to Rocafella records. He has a long beard. If he only owned a turban he would look like Osama Bin Laden. I enjoy beating the shit out of him in Def Jam: Fight For NY

Wow, Freeway sucks immensely. He should hang up the mic because he blows so badly.

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o~Jé

MC from upstate New York. Signed to Rootbeer's Liquid Records. He likes Twinkees.

o~Jé is aight but he ain't as ill as Rootbeer. Maybe if he didn't talk about himself so damn much people would give him respect.

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Ja Rule

NYC rapper who does way too many duets with singers such as Ashanti & R. Kelly. After his album Venni Vitti Vicci, he fell off but refuses to stop making albums even after 50 Cent made a fool of him. His lyrics include shouting "BABY GIRL PUT IT ON ME!! WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT YOU!!!"

Every song on Ja Rule's album Blood In My Eye mentions his one-sided beef with fifty

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Vietguam

A very, very, very distant place or location, often many miles out of one's way

"hey who's picking up Steve?"
"not me. That dude lives in Vietguam"