A burnt black jew whose ashy elbows activate the power of vishnu's fat wet penis. When he rubs his magical elbows together, eveyone withing a fifteen foot radius get covered with a thick layer of golden, sticky, hindu cum.
"Oh no! Damon J is hella gay!" "He rubbed his elbows together and now i'm moister than a tube of bengay!"
Soggy waffle, but there is only one winner. The winner is he who first ejaculates, and exretes droppings unto the waffle. The losing players have to season the waffle with foreskin, and then split it into equal slices.
Man, i just lost in sewer waffle, it was worth it though.