Friendzone

A mythical place where men claim to be when they can't get a woman they like to have sex with them. Many of them believe that being nice to a girl is pre-payment for sex, and if she rejects your advances then she's a bitch. They believe for some reason that the only reason they should be kind to a woman is so they can get into her pants.
Many of the 'friendzonees' claim to be nice gus, though really they just have a bad case of Nice Guy Syndrome, and awful disease where one believes that pretending to be your friend in order to get into your pants in a reasonable way to act. When they are rejected because they're "too nice", they bitch and moan and cry to the god of fedoras. He always concludes that women like to be treated like shit, despite the fact that he is dehumanizing them and treating them as objects to be won over by his 'niceness'.

Anna: Why do guys always assume that I owe them sex because they're nice to me?
Samantha: I don't know, Anna. It seems a bit dehumanizing of them.
Anna: Yeah, and I have a boyfriend too...

George: Why won't she date me? I guess it's because I'm too nice, and not because I'm a boring asshole with no hobbies, no common interests and I'm overweight! No, it's probably because I'm the nicest guy ever. What a bitch!
Ian: Yeah I know man... I got friendzoned by this girl I knew for two years... She said it's not because I'm ugly and unattractive, but because she doesn't want to ruin our friendship! Stupid bitch, she obviously wants to be treated like shit!

Sally: Why do guys always think that because I don't want to date them, the people I'm interested in are douchebags?
Maddie: Yeah I know what you mean! My boyfriends a really nice guy, plus he's interesting and we have common interests!

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