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buy

to purchase

He went to buy sneakers

by Rory October 6, 2002

76πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Polynesian Handshake

The sexual act of shitting into your own hand and then giving someone a handjob.

I once knew this guy that wouldn't jack off unless it was a Polynesian handshake...

by Rory August 27, 2007

17πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


splatooie

The onomatopoeia for when something gets splattered, as used by queer men, although they pronounce it thplatooie

I thaw the thcarietht movie the other day. A man got shot and THPLATOOIE!!! hith hed exploded

by Rory July 12, 2004

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


e-penis

One of the most popular words used by moronic Something Awful writers. A word that encourages a false sense of esteem within someone who knows themself to be inferior. Like those that say SUV drivers have tiny dicks.

"Rory, you just don't like anyone, and you must just have a tiny dick and a fat-ass car"
"Hey, I hate SUVs and guys who brag about the latest hardware they got for their tower, or their pimped out Mac; but that expression is so tired, it just makes you look like a jackass. And, hell, even /b/ might be more retarded, but at least they're funny"
SA: "e-penis, lol"

by Rory January 5, 2007

33πŸ‘ 98πŸ‘Ž


guns n roses

the best band ever apart from axl rose you cock

axl rose is a cock
nuff said

by Rory July 11, 2004

47πŸ‘ 173πŸ‘Ž


vom

to vomit

"who vommed in the living room?"

by Rory May 18, 2003

287πŸ‘ 103πŸ‘Ž


natapong

A huge, Asian gorilla that is capable of owning in CS. Are said to be found along the coasts of Western North America and many countries throughout Asia.

Dude you just got pwn'D by a natapong...

by Rory September 27, 2004

13πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž