smartball

A sexercise toy inserted into the vagina and in the shape of two balls that stimulates the vaginal muscles and causes the wearer to do her kegels all day. Feels like ticklish/pleasurable and sometimes overwhelming rumbling.

Maria can't walk because she's using her Smartballs and the sensation is too distracting.

12👍 5👎

rusty bullet wound

You ass hole, when exposed it looks like a bullet wound gone rusty.

She has a loose rusty bullet wound

14👍 13👎

gay old time

1) To have a very jovial experience, such as with the intake of weed or alcohol.

2) Used by Mr Burns in the Simpsons to describe an event he had when he was younger.

3) An event pre-dating the present and that involved homosexual behaviour.

1) By jove, this Vodka is insubstantial compared to the hydro we were just smoking. But, of course, it does enhance the experience. Ah, what a gay old time we're having.

2) Oh, well, when I was six, my father took me on a picnic. That was a gay old time! Oh-ho, I ate my share of wieners that day.

3) Hey, Oscar Wilde, I hear ya've been having a gay old time down at the Gentleman's Writer club.

277👍 63👎

drop your pants

Originally started to define a rebelliously-silly style of Punk music (ie NOFX, Propagandhi, Vandals) but now extends to anything political which doesnt take itself intirely seriously.

"this song is so drop-your-pants"
"it's drop-your-pants!"
"I'm gonna drop my pants for the government!"
"Noam Chomsky is a drop-your-pants kinda guy"

13👍 11👎

piece

your ring piece

my piece hurts after that ring of fire(see ring of fire)

1👍 6👎

songmeanings.net

A site that used to be alright as it gave a type of open forum for people to discuss the lyrics of the song and what it meant.

Then people just used the space to give ill formed and ignorant opinions of songs and bands and just turn the site into a "I hate this band because <reason>... however, listen to me while I shove even more reasons why you should like this other band down your throat! HEre's some cool... art house rock! Yeh man, we're hip... but NOT HIP! Dangerous".... but I digress.

It's basically a musical lyrics version of Urban Dictionary, in what it's supposed to be and what it became.

"haha rock on dude. GOod Charlotte is thee worst band ever. They "look punk enough" thats about it. First of all, punk isnt a look, and it sure aint hosting their own show on mtv. Even before they got big i thought they sucked, so don't say I'm mad cause their big n famous now, they still blow. If anyone who likes this song considers themselves a punk, then i will not call myself a punk, even though i am, and you arent haha. So in conclusion, cood charlotte can suck blink 182's dicks and they should all kill themselves, nfg too while we're at it, and sum41, and all the fake bands out there....."

This delightful "review", brought to you by a gentleman named "IamTheEd". Under further investigation, he is a college student who among other things enjoys "Shakira" and "Drew Barrymore", as these two are in his top four list of all time actors.

233👍 60👎

Planetside

A MMoFPS or Massivly Multiplayer Online First person shooter. *phew*

Basically, the concept is to use tactics to take control of the planet of Auraxis. You choose which Empire out of three to join.
Terran Republic: We blow shit up. (Inaccurate but fast rate of fire weaponry)
New Conglomerate: Vive la rebellion. (Powerful weaponry but innacurate and not as fast as TR)
Vanu Soverignty: Pzzzaappp! (Laser weaponry, 'nuff said).
www.planetside.com

"Hey man, wanna play some planetside?"
"Cool, but can you bring your snipe stuff and I'll cover you with Anti-Veichular?"
"Schweet".

44👍 11👎