Polynesian Handshake

The sexual act of shitting into your own hand and then giving someone a handjob.

I once knew this guy that wouldn't jack off unless it was a Polynesian handshake...

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buy

to purchase

He went to buy sneakers

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File Maker

A something that makes files.

This is a coffee break courtesy of File Maker (am I the only one who got this mug courtesy of Filke Maker?)

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bum goblin'

a gnarled little turd that bites you on the way out.

after a fiery chilli meal

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EYO

to eyo

I like to eyo.

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Sebbywood

The home of the sebster.

www.sebbywood.co.uk
you must love the sebster

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Lazy Radio

Teh Online Radio for Mmmmm ? music ? =X

how about yew just go stfu

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