Dragons Nostril

When the remains of the drink and curry from last night totally demolish your hoop. Toilet paper combusts on contact. When the liquid becomes so vicious it can only be described to be as hot as a dragons nostril.
Could also explain anything of an overly heated disposition.

When i had a shite this morning it was like shaking an eel out of a welly. That curry last night came back with avengance me fuckin arse was like a dragons nostril. It took the fuckin enamel clean off me toilet.

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