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The aroma of a ladies unwashed/neglected 'axe wound'
As she lay back and parted her legs, eagerly anticipating the feel of her lover's tongue upon her moist lady lips, she was extremly disconcerted to hear him gag and exclaim "Jesus girl, when you last wash this thing. It smells like Rick Stein's bin down here"
Fanny like a......
Had a fanny like a skydivers mouth
That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.
"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.