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1.)The hair on a man which stretches from in between his arse cheeks to the back of his testicles.
2.)A beard grown by a 14 year old which looks awful!
3.)An insult
1.)"Dude it's so hot today. Give me a second to squeeze the sweat from my bumbeard"
2.)"No, i'm NOT going to serve you beer. Just because you have that bumbeard doesnt change the fact that you look 12"
3.)"Screw you, you fucking bumbeard"
5π 1π
A sexual position, usually the best for a quickie, where the man has sex with a woman from behind.
Bend her over and fuck her doggy style.
536π 313π
1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.
1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"
7π 2π
After necking a pint of sickly sweet shandy, throwing up a mouthful of puke.
"Hey did you hear about when Tim threw up on a pint of shandy?!"
Forced usage of alternating speeds and positions due to movements of ecstacy in cunnilingus, making it difficult to achieve maximum clitoral stimulation. In extreme cases, can result in having to start again, causing irritation to both sexes.
"She started moving her hips up, so I had to fartlek her. She hit me as she was 'so close', bringing shame upon my family name."
19π 70π
When a group of C-list celebrities (usually from science fiction films/programmes) meet up at a convention to sign autographs for ridiculous sums of money. Usually associated with the geek and nerd variety of teenagers.
GUY 1"Hey man you going to collectormania?"
GUY 2"Sure...as long as it doesn't smell of nerd like usual"
6π 3π
AKA playing with the moose.
"Mooseplay" is tickling the arse hole. Unlike the moosemove, this practice is intentional.
"Come over to mine...we can skip the horseplay and go straight to mooseplay"
"We were so horny, but all she wanted was a bit of mooseplay."
2π 2π