The act of being ridiculously tall and looking kinda Amish.
"Hey brah - is that guy Amish?!"
"No man, that's just Ollie Smart."
A succession of endless shits where nothing comes out other than loud, explosive pebbles of gas and ass juice - and the occasional fetid nugget of shit.
"Oh man - this guy at work left a classic Rory Mahony in the Men's. They had to clean that bowl with a firehose."