Sam

A real cool cat with a penchant for turtleneck sweaters and snakeskin boots. Eyes like uncut diamonds, hair like the mane of a glorious auburn stallion.

He likes his women like he likes his pickup trucks: Sturdy and covered in mud. He does what he wants, when he wants. A hero to all losers, boozers, deadbeats, down-and-outers and misunderstood arty types. Self-professed enemy of 'The Man'. The poster-boy for don'tgiveafuck-ness.

Beverage of choice? Fuzzy Navel, extra cherries with an umbrella, baby.

Favorite pastimes? Walking across arid deserts, thinking 'bout life, putting injured animals outta their misery and playing Risk with his dear ol' mama.

Yup, he's a real rhinestone cowboy.

"That guy sure is somethin'!"
"Oh yeah. That's Sam."

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