Rosedale

Rosedale, Maryland does not exist. It is a conspiracy by people who live in the Essex and Dundalk area who are embarrassed to tell people where they live. The most interesting place in Rosedale is either the public library or the recycling center. There is nothing else of importance in Rosedale. If Rosedale simply disappeared one day like in some kind of shitty Wes Craven movie, no one would notice. People might say:

"Hon, wasn't there some sort of shitty town inbetween Overly and Dundalk?"

"Naw... if there was a town here, I'm sure that there would be *something* I'd remember about it."

But there's not. There's nothing memerable about Rosedale.

I don't live in Essex; I live in Rosedale. It's totally different.

Even though I live in Rosedale, I swear I don't have hepatitis.

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