love

a sick feeling in your stomach that you get when you like someone a LOT. can cause nausea, lightheadedness, dizziness, loss of consciousness, loss of sleep, numb legs, unusual euphoria, bloodshot eyes, want of taking larger risks, etc. associated with the opposite sex and if the same sex, then you're a sick twisted freak who needs professional help.

Bob: Oh no, I think I'm in love.
Ray: Why?
Bob: I have that sick feeling again.
Ray: Wow, that sucks. I hope it's not a feminazi.
Bob: Me too.

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awww

The verbal equivalent of receiving a bitchslap to the groin. The male version of a cunt-punt. If said to a female while being a male, you are automagically their bitch or gay friend. See Ken doll . If said to a female while being a female, they will squee in response like a stuck pig.

Guy:You're so overwhelmingly gorgeous your radiant beauty infects me. Girl: awww, that's sweet. (guy frowns and takes a hit below the belt)

Girl: check out this über cute thing that nobody could give two shits about! Guy:aww (girl inwardly laughs and calls the guy a pussy)
Girl: let's be besties 4ever! Girl: aww! Squeal! Squeal! Yes! Of course bestie!

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