Apple Earphone Bitching

Where someone bitches about the quality, and/or lack of bass with the earphones supplied as standard with the apple ipods.

Ross: Ugh, these apple earphones are wank. So little bass.

Julian: Geezus, calm down and stop apple earphone bitching.

Ross: Whore

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Minecraft Syndrome

A condition which causes people to play minecraft or any other shitty pc only games like starcraft non-stop their entire lives.

Symptoms include a significant lack in social interaction with other human beings. Being a dickhead. Talking about minecraft non fucking stop. Very poor clothing choices. Sufferers may also experience the 'i have ankle swingers' symptom.

If your reading this and thinking 'Oh shit thats me!' not to worry start clicking thumbs up on this word then take your computer and chuck it out the window.

Jullian: Have you heard about the new minecraft graphics pack 32 beta v.1.4.2.6.7.0? Its totally awesome!

Ross: I'm sorry to have to tell you this but, i think you might have Minecraft Syndrome.

Jullian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Shit on a Shovel

A more original and creative metaphor for saying something is unbelievably shit. It suggests it is shit off the floor and picked up off the floor with a shovel by a homeless or very working class person. Commonly used by the cool kids at school mostly against minecraft nerds (see minecraft nerd) to remind them how fucking awful minecraft is.

Ross: 'Sup minecraft nerds

The Minecraft Posse: go away, we are discussing the new minecraft graphics pack beta version 1.4.6.7.4

Ross: minecraft is shit on a shovel, you benders

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