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southparked

To be chosen as a safe object for public ridicule and parody by cowards who make a great showing of their supposed bravery.

Man, they sure showed those peace-loving hippies, gays, cripples, and recovering alcoholics a thing or two when they southparked them!

by Ross Sewage August 28, 2006

14πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


go 9/11

Verb.

The act of becoming a nationalist while unleashing cascades of jingoistic pablum following a tragic event exploited by one's government. This nationalism is characterized by support for an aggressive foreign policy, a police-state, xenophobia, fundamentalism, and for any policies of the controlling party's platform even at the expense of fiscal logic. It is commonly a complete reversal of an individual's past political stance.

Present tense: going 9/11; Past tense: went 9/11

When did Southpark go 9/11 and stop being funny?

by Ross Sewage August 28, 2006

35πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


FNBN

An acronym denoting "For Nerds By Nerds." Used in reference to internet memes or supposedly unbiased internet articles that are obviously written for and by nerds, g33ks, 1337s, hax00rz, or any of the C++ speaking elite social class.

That ridiculously huge and well annotated Wikipedia article on the Star Wars Kid is obviously FNBN.

by Ross Sewage August 28, 2006

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


impastafarian

a person, generally caucasian, who likes to listen to reggae while going to college. Their dorm room or apartment (usually paid for by parents) is adorned with Bob Marley posters. Generally, the lifestyle is an excuse to enjoy copious quantities of marijuana.

That impastafarian upstairs needs to turn that crap down, or it won't be just the sheriff getting shot.

by Ross Sewage June 30, 2006

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


chocolate shank

The punching of someone's asshole. The objective is not to actually enter the asshole, but usually as a retaliation when noticing that one's partner is about to defecate on one's face or chest during physical relations.

It can also be used in a more general sense when punching someone's exposed asshole for a myriad of reasons.

That dude was about to lay a Cleveland steamer on me, so I gave him a chocolate shank.

by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Cincinatti brown out

The end result of defecating over someone else's eyes.

I put my brown eye over her brown eyes and gave her a Cincinatti brown out.

by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006

60πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Rxxx

a prescription for filth and depravity.

The dude couldn't rock and out and have a good time, so I gave him an Rxxx.

by Ross Sewage March 17, 2006

46πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž