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1. the last tool for lazy writers who want to show how hip their knowledge is.
2. a way for people's tastes to be researched, commodified, and totally exploited on online sites such as myspace.com
3. an item so overused in lieu of actually creating something, that it signifies the end of innovation and the impending apocalypse of popular culture.

I wish people would stop making lists of crap like in that mediocre movie, High Fidelity.

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mang bang

Literally, an all-male gang bang. In the context of a party, however, mang bang is similar to a sausage fest, though it is comprised of closer friends. The main difference between a mang bang and a sausage fest is that the hetero-male participants in a mang bang are usually clueless as to how homoerotic they appear.

"Damn, that was such a mang bang I totally didn't realize no chicks were there."

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brown julius

The end product of defecating in a urinal. Also can be used as a verb.

My friends totally dared me to brown julius in the Denny's restroom.

I left a nasty brown julius in the urinal there.

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forever

A finite amount of time a whiny bastard would like you to think was longer than it was.

I have been waiting here for you to pick me up forever. Gah!

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lingerie

a class of women's garments with unecessary and mind-boggling fasteners and straps that act as puzzling impediment to engaging in coitus.

"Can you puh-leaze just undo this piece of lingerie yourself?"

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karate kid

One of those stupid kids who ruin a show by doing a bunch of high kicks and then hitting you in the face with an elbow because they think they're God damn ninjas. They males are easily recognizable by their girl-cut designer jeans and effeminate haircuts. They are noted for not having any rhythm as they do not actually listen to music.

Note #1: they are not ninjas.
Note #2: they are as lame as Ralph Macchio

I'd do something about that damn karate kid who kicked me, but I'm too drunk and out of shape. Curses!

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numbskulled

the state of inebriation whereupon a shy or old metal head will mosh it up and likely be in danger of sustaining severe injury.

Jeremy was so numbskulled last night, he totally jumped in the pit with the karate kids and slipped a fuckin' disc!

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