Assbear

A terd so big and mean it rips your ass on the way out then growls back at you from the toilet water.

My anus was just ruined by an assbear.

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pubic spice

when you fail to shower in days and you scratch your nuts, sniff your fingers, that god awful horrid smell; THAT is pubic spice

jesus! my fingers! they smell like pubic spice

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butts and weeners

A game played by a group of guys where they run around naked grabbing eachothers butts and weeners.

"We went camping last weekend and had a crazy game of butts and weeners."

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glass bottom boat

when you put plastic rap over your face and have someone shit all over your plastic covered head.

I sure could go for a good glass bottom boat right about now.

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flower finger

After you secretly scratch your bare asshole you tell your friends how weird it is that your fingers smell like flowers. Then when they take a whiff, BAMO!, they get a first class sniff of what your ass smells like.

"Dude, thats weird, my fingers smell like flowers." "Really?" "yeah check it out."
"OH, DEAR GOD!!"

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