sacktacular

a word a gay or bi sexual male uses to decribe some thing totally awsome

Chris: Matt the sex last night was sacktacular

Matt: Ya cant wait to do it again tonight!!!

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vag pants

Somebody who is either a pussy bitch or a Zack

Matt: I see how it is after playing Madden for 60 hrs strait no1 wants to play me

Wayne: Fuck u Matt i am only good at stand-by in Halo 2 not games that involve skill

Matt: Ya right your just a vag pants.

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Grounded for life

One of the funniest shows that was on TV about a family who faced the numerous problems of growing up in life while expressing it in a truly hilarious format, it was aired on ABC Family until recently being cancelled while going into its 5th season

Hunter: Why the fuck was grounded for life cancelled like thats so gay

Ross: ya i was looking forward to season 5 and the new baby being born!

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snoogens

your all wrong the definition off snoogens from the movie jay and silent bob simply means "Just kidding"

chris: i am sry matt i had sex with another man last night
Matt: noooooooooooooooooooo
Chris: Snoogens i only love u now lets play video games for 42 hrs strait

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draw the Bug

To pretend to make a phone call because your to lazy to get off your ass and do it or because u simply just dont like the person somebody is telling you to call

Katie: U have to call brad right now or i will never speek to u again
Ross: Brads a pussy bitch but i will call him........
Ross: he dident pick up
Katie: god dammit now we cant have sex 2nite
Ross: I just draw the bug on you..lol..slut
Katie: what????????????????

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mexican slave

Someone who has lost a bet and is forced to where a Sombrero with an open top that salsa is poured into and then the chips are placed around the circular part of the sumbrero. Next the person must walk around like this asking the people he lost the bet to if he would like some chips and salsa.

Matt: YESSS, after playing madden for 60 hrs strait i dont suck total ass anymore i finally beat u chris

Chris: You cheated theres no way jamal lewis could plow through my entire team

Matt: HAHAHa bitch now u have to be my mexican slave...lol

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bungalow

a derivation of the Indian house type, popular during the first quarter of the 20th century, usually having one and a half stories, a widely bracketed gable roof, and a multi-windowed dormer and frequently built of rustic materials.

Eddie: Women dont respond to erotic images they respond to erotic words like....butterscotch, whisp...umm

Sean: ok let me try...uhhh lepracy (Knock on door, Sean rises to get door)

Eddie: yes now you've got the idea

Sean: ya like Bungalow, goat cheese(opens door)...Sister Helen

(scene from Grounded for life)

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