Creepist Points

An imaginary point system awarded for creepy acts, such as replacing the standard phone greeting of "hello" with "what are you wearing?" In a low breathy voice.

Girl: I have a mustache on, candy in my pocket and a white van out back! Creep points?

Girl A: How many creepist points would I earn if I only called Serena by the name of Candy Pants from now on?

Girl B: 7, clearly!

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Slezby

A lesbian, specifically a lesbian of lowered moral standards who is often promiscuous.

Do you see that girl with the hair like Justin Bieber? She is such a slezby

Bo Points

An imaginary point system awarded when a lesbian does something stereotypically lesbain.

Girl A: I just changed my oil and hammered something all while drinking a beer!

Girl B: Nice! If only you had also said "Nailed me some bitches!" You would have score bonus Bo Points.

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Girl: Serena does not know how to drive a manual transmission! I am hereby stripping her of any and all accrued Bo Points.

Mellencamp

An older lesbian with bad 80's hair, often a salt-and-peppered feathered permed mullet.

This term is short for a John Cougar Mellencamp.

Dude, your mom is such a Mellencamp! Check out the REO Speedwagon shirt she wore out to the bar. Has her hair style changed since '86?

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