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Giving a speech consisting of sentences either containing exactly or no more than 140 characters each, so they can be Tweeted.
Yo Yo, you know what, da boss come in this morning and he tell me Obama speak in 140 character âTwitter Bitesâ, but I think he a republican!
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Just a general insult. Remember this from my youth in the 70s. Guess it means worthless!
Hey Jit Stain, come over here!
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If you are a UD Editor, it's how much I paid your Mom to blow me!
ME: Is your son a UD editor?
UD Editor's Mom: Why yes, he is.
ME: Here's a buck fifty, get on it!
UD Editor's Mom: Slurping sound herd
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Did you hear The Donald blindly defend Bill O'Reilly against sexual harassment charges?
Normal Person. The Donald is such a Rapist-in-Chief
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1) A really crappy voice over IP (VoIP) telephone connection
2) Hand job from a Genie
3) Really gay Rap Artist
4) That older guy that invited to his house when you were still a preteen
1) I only pay $19.95 a year for my majicJack and now I can't hear crap
2) That it, spank my meat Genie. Oh yea, I'm going (opposite day)
3) I'm M. A. J. I. C. J. A. C. K. and I'm here to say, I suck your father every day
4) Hey Johnny, my Mom is taking a nap, why don't you come to my house for some special grape juice?
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Go Fuck Your Mother! Also know as "The four words guaranteed to start a fight!" Use it when everyday insults, just won't do! Very much like GFY, only better.
Hey Johnny, Go Fuck Your Mother! Or just GFYM
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How appropriate that an Absentee President was taken down by an overwhelming number of Absentee Votes
Hey Johnny, what's our president done lately to try and control the worldwide pandemic?
Oh, sorry "Karen", he's absent. I guess he's just an #AbsenteePresidentBeatenByAbsenteeVote
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