Scouse

People who Lie, Cheat and Steal. Or generally, most people from the Red side of Liverpool.

Lie : Steven Gerrard. Claims to be Liverpool through and through, despite being photographed with Everton shirts (Liverpool's local rivals) when a youth, which indicates he is also a Gloryhunter. Handing in transfer requests because teh Rentboys (Chelski) double the money he was payed at 'his team'

Cheat : Steven Gerrard. Cheats by diving. Falls without being touched in order to win a game for his team.

Steal : The Citizens of Liverpool. Steal benefits. Despite being ablely bodied but just too lazy to be educated properly. Typical Scouse

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